World’s Shortest Oscar Roundup – Sorry, Those Three Hours of Your Life are Non-Refundable
And the winners were: Slumdog, the dead guy and that seriously irritating liberal guy. The losers are Mickey Rourke and the home television audience.
Also, lots of women wore lots of overpriced gowns that will only earn them a week’s worth of mockery; Wolverine hosted and no one knows why or how that came about; oh, and did you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are together? How ’bout that?”
Consequently, there was about three minutes of the whole evening worth watching…
- Train Wreck in Slow Motion: LA Times LiveBlog of the whole thing.