Absolutely Nothing Happened Today

Check for yourself. Surf the blogs, grab a paper, google the shit out of the Huffington Post. You’ll find no significant news took place on January 19, 2008. Even the folks in the Middle East took a break from newsmaking. The entire country is experiencing that conflicted feeling that follows what we can only now refer to as a massive instance of premature elation. Be sure to put on a clean pair of underwear before tomorrow morning.

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