A Super Bowl Pre-Game With Two Charming Men

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Obama and Lauer sat down with the full intention of not talking over the heads of the 50 million people watching, but Obama proved unable to contain himself from dropping at least one JD-bomb, when he told Lauer that US efforts in Afghanistan would not be able to transform that country into a “Jeffersonian Democracy.”

Somebody needs to tell this guy that we’re watching for a healthy dose of controlled violence and commercials with talking babies.

Obama also alluded to a forthcoming announcement that he’ll be creating a so-called “Bad Bank” or something similar to take toxic assets of the books of struggling banks. We appreciated the smaller words on that one, but most of us still don’t have the will to process what the fuck that all means on Super Sunday, OK?

What’s that you say? Jessica Simpson is a fat-ass? Now you’re speaking our language!


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