Stimulus Signed, World Saved! Uh, Any Day Now….

To commemorate the historic signing of the $787 billion economic stimulus plan, the Dow hit a ten-year low as millions of Americans cried tears of  an unknown emotive origin, but it sure tastes a little bit like apocalyptic malaise…

While the world continued to derail unabated, we do at least have another new website to play with until the bank comes for our homes and our sperm. officially launched today, promising to offer a way to track the flow of recovery dollars. Our favorite so far is the $80 billion outlined for “protecting the vulnerable,” which we can only assume will go towards extra prepping for Tim Geithner’s appearance on the Sunday chat shows and keeping whoever the next nominee is for Commerce Secretary out of the limelight.


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