Bold Words from Stupid Men: Rick Santorum Edumacates Nebraska College Students

The former Senator from the great state of Delusion wowed Cornhusking students this week with a lecture on America, Christianity and Islam.  Boldly ignoring much of the history of Christianity, he explained (according to the Daily Nebraskan)

“that Christians, who believe in Jesus Christ, never governed or conquered anyone, but Mohammed was a warrior and killed people.”

According to the account, Santorum continued to display his disdain for words and languages that exist in reality:

Santorum said he believes Muslims’ religious views cannot be changed or altered, so Middle Easterners reject American, democratic ideals.

“A democracy could not exist because Mohammed already made the perfect law,” Santorum said. “The Quran is perfect just the way it is, that’s why it is only written in Islamic.”

Touche, sir. And may we complement you on your grasp of the American language, delivered in such an eloquent regional douchebaggish dialect.

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