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Google Earth, the application best known for boosting the self-esteem of crop circle enthusiasts, and its new sister app, Google Ocean may have helped lead to the discovery of the ancient, mythical, D&D nerd fantasy city of Atlantis. Experts say they’ve spotted what appears to be grid-like lines on the Ocean floor off the Canary Islands that could be the remains of the lost casino-inspired city.
Upon hearing the news, IL Governor Pat Quinn called a press conference to nominate scandal-ridden Senator Roland Burris to head a team of explorers to the site. Continue Reading »
But, apparently we knew enough. So much for the political power of The View. Enjoy your six-figure salary at some shady consulting firm, followed by the seven-figure book deal. Well, as soon as that minor affair of a trial on federal charges is all over with, that is. Dick.
I’ve licked frozen metal poles, I’ve consumed many cold beverages, I’ve had plenty of face washes (that’s Canadian for someone rubbing snow in your face), but never have I felt my brain lock up the way it did a few minutes ago.
I just saw that our boy Blagojevich has asked to speak before the senate committee that will decide his fate. I don’t think anyone is missing the sheer mental lockdown happening here; he now realizes going on the View wasn’t the right tactic, since Elizabeth Hasselbeck doesn’t have a vote in that committee, and now wants to speak to the people that can remove him from his job.
I’m going to go try and stick my eyeball to a stop sign.
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When you don’t have truth on your side and you are in politics or the court of public opinion the best idea is to hire a really high priced PR firm. Continue Reading »