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Hey, boys and girls – have you ever gone to a birthday party that just totally sucked nuts? No, not in the way that you’ll come to enjoy in your sophomore year of college – I’m talking about a totally lame-o party where nobody cool shows up and the cake is made of lime jello, whipped cream and dog hair.

Well children, that’s what’s happening to a poor, murderous old dictator in Africa right now! Continue Reading »


Not long ago I was in my native homeland of Canada. And on part of my drive I had the company of a Quebecois/musician/naturalist who upon hearing I lived in the US said to me, “Are tings getting really bad down der?” Obviously he must have been referring to baseball and the widespread steroid scandal.

So, are things getting bad down der? I don’t think they are. Continue Reading »