Posts Tagged ‘corruption’
Google Earth, the application best known for boosting the self-esteem of crop circle enthusiasts, and its new sister app, Google Ocean may have helped lead to the discovery of the ancient, mythical, D&D nerd fantasy city of Atlantis. Experts say they’ve spotted what appears to be grid-like lines on the Ocean floor off the Canary Islands that could be the remains of the lost casino-inspired city.
Upon hearing the news, IL Governor Pat Quinn called a press conference to nominate scandal-ridden Senator Roland Burris to head a team of explorers to the site. Continue Reading »
He’s a busy boy, our Barry. On Thursday #44 created the office of faith-based initiatives – and this time it’ll actually do more than teach kids that sex is evil in all forms until you’re married. Welcome to the age of faith-based fornication! Oh wait, apparently that’s not quite what it’s about either… We’ll have to get back to you on that one. Let’s see what else… Looks like BO also had a little problem involving his labor nominee and some tax problems. Maybe just throw that one over there with the others, we’re all spent on tax evasion jokes (can we deduct that expense?)… Finally, the Prez wrapped up his day with his first flight on Air Force One to a Democratic conference where he beat down Republicans with his hopestick. Continue Reading »
Richardson, Killefer, Daschle, Geithner (sort of)…. The Dems’ political titans (and that Killefer lady) are falling like bowling pins on a winter Friday night in Milwaukee. Who will go down next to help Repubs pick up the spare? Will we find out that Tom Vilsack is hooked on crack? Or that Eric Holder was instrumental in pardoning some scumbag years ago? Or maybe the next bombshell will come from capitol hill – could Henry Waxman be cheating with meticulously waxed men?
Poor Tommy D – seen here downloading a new Kanye West ringtone using the White House blackberry account as his accountant digs her nails into her armrest – this guy just can’t catch a break.
He gets thrown out of office, just because he was in charge of one of the wimpiest Congressional minorities in history that rolled over and let the GOP attempt to turn the constitution into a Lockheed Martin invoice. Continue Reading »