Posts Tagged ‘richardson’
“Happy Fucking Valentine’s Day, Barack – I’m Outta Here. Have fun with your two concubines from Maine and that slut Specter, you two-timing transformational messianic hunk! You told me I’d be your only true elephant! Oh God – it hurts, oh it hurts…” Judd Gregg began his press conference to announce that he was giving back the 24-karat cabinet post he received from Barry beneath the Lincoln Memorial. Continue Reading »
Richardson, Killefer, Daschle, Geithner (sort of)…. The Dems’ political titans (and that Killefer lady) are falling like bowling pins on a winter Friday night in Milwaukee. Who will go down next to help Repubs pick up the spare? Will we find out that Tom Vilsack is hooked on crack? Or that Eric Holder was instrumental in pardoning some scumbag years ago? Or maybe the next bombshell will come from capitol hill – could Henry Waxman be cheating with meticulously waxed men?